Last week king bid winner was Jandal! Thank you Jandal.
So for all the Kings had bidded on me last week will receive Jandal's Video Idea :)
The idea is: Boxing with Tdawg =].
Update on Previous king LsLarry's idea is: workout Video
Update on Previous king Hughegreckson's idea is: Double clap dildo video :]
I will send out the Videos as soon as I complete them ^.^ ... Soon <3
Thank you all of my Kings <3
XoxoX
Saturday 4 April 2020
King of the Month Of JAn, Feb & March
I just recently reinstated the blog so I keep forgetting to update everything. I would like to acknowledge my Kings of month of the past few months :). Thank you guys for always making me happy and excited. You guys are the reason I am here and never a dull moment :).
Even though 2020 hasn't been smiling on us much because of the pandemic, I hope I put smiles on your faces because you guys always make me smile :)
January 2020 - Momotree <3
Even though 2020 hasn't been smiling on us much because of the pandemic, I hope I put smiles on your faces because you guys always make me smile :)
January 2020 - Momotree <3
February 2020 - Hughegreckson <3
March 2020 - Jandal <3
Sunday 29 March 2020
Funny Tale: Human Lifetime
Life time of a human
When God created the donkey, he said, "You will make a donkey of humble intellect, working tirelessly from dawn to dusk, carrying burdened burdens and only eating grass. In return for those hardships, you will live up to 50 years. ”
The donkey answered:
- Living like that for 50 years is really miserable. Please let me live no more than 20 years.
God accepted the wishes of the donkey.
He went on to create the dog and said to him:
- You will look after the whereabouts, protect the property of man, who will see you as best friends. You will eat his leftover soup and live for 25 years.
The dog replied:
- Thank you! But living a dog's life for 25 years is a severe punishment. Please God, my life will last less than 10 years!
The dog's appeal is accepted.
Then God created the monkey and told him:
- You were born as a monkey. You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will have a funny appearance, specialized in making jokes for people. Thy life expectancy is 20 years.
The monkey thanked God and lamented:
- Life like that lasted up to 20 years is a torture. Please people for me to live only 10 years.
Divine Mercy accepts plea.
He continued to create people and then said:
- You are the only human, high-class creature who walks on your feet on this earth. You will use wisdom to control every living thing in the world. You will rule the planet and live for 20 years.
People pray:
- My God! Human life is too short 20 years. Please give me 30 years that the donkey refused, 15 years the dog refused and 10 years the monkey abandoned.
So,
God allowed a man to live 20 years as a human being.
Next, he married and lived for 30 years in a donkey, working hard with the burdens on his back.
Next, when he had children, he had to live for 15 years as a dog, take care of the house and eat the leftovers that the children left behind.
In the last 10 years of his life, he lived a monkey, acting like a fool to entertain the grandchildren.
The donkey answered:
- Living like that for 50 years is really miserable. Please let me live no more than 20 years.
God accepted the wishes of the donkey.
He went on to create the dog and said to him:
- You will look after the whereabouts, protect the property of man, who will see you as best friends. You will eat his leftover soup and live for 25 years.
The dog replied:
- Thank you! But living a dog's life for 25 years is a severe punishment. Please God, my life will last less than 10 years!
The dog's appeal is accepted.
Then God created the monkey and told him:
- You were born as a monkey. You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will have a funny appearance, specialized in making jokes for people. Thy life expectancy is 20 years.
The monkey thanked God and lamented:
- Life like that lasted up to 20 years is a torture. Please people for me to live only 10 years.
Divine Mercy accepts plea.
He continued to create people and then said:
- You are the only human, high-class creature who walks on your feet on this earth. You will use wisdom to control every living thing in the world. You will rule the planet and live for 20 years.
People pray:
- My God! Human life is too short 20 years. Please give me 30 years that the donkey refused, 15 years the dog refused and 10 years the monkey abandoned.
So,
God allowed a man to live 20 years as a human being.
Next, he married and lived for 30 years in a donkey, working hard with the burdens on his back.
Next, when he had children, he had to live for 15 years as a dog, take care of the house and eat the leftovers that the children left behind.
In the last 10 years of his life, he lived a monkey, acting like a fool to entertain the grandchildren.
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Thursday 26 March 2020
Midnight random thoughts
Just my thoughts, don't mind me. I maybe crazy.
The Earth is having a detoxifying moment. If you have gone through a detox or fasting, you'll know what it means. Since the day we were born, we've been eating and eating and digesting. Our system inside has always been working non-stop even when we are resting. Detox helps to renew the body a little bit, fasting gives it a full cleanse. You don't want the Earth to go full on fasting because that's how dinosaur went extinct. We the mighty human. We consider ourselves most intelligent creature.We are the superior compare to other animals on this Earth, yet we are afraid of the tiny virus; and it has been a battle of the most intelligence and the little to nothing droplet for generation. Each time, it comes back stronger and smarter and we crack our brains to figure it out. Where the virus comes from I wonder? Mother Earth... and she is having a detox.
It's almost April and the whole world is still dealing the pandemic. To be honest, this is the first time I actually go through a pandemic that worries me. Even Ebola didn't scare me that much and thing went back to normal pretty quick after. But this Rona thingy has become the biggest worrisome of all time. Seriously I feel like Rona is one of the most serious issue and it has the most funny memes. I've never seen so much memes and songs about a pandemic, but Rona. We have songs in English, rap, and even Vietnamese has a song about it. In addition to that, they make dance to it as well. It's educational song & dance to remind people to wash their hands, don't touch their face, don't go to crowded area, stay distant. Does it feel like the beginning of kindergarten again? It so damn does.
The Earth is having a detoxifying moment. If you have gone through a detox or fasting, you'll know what it means. Since the day we were born, we've been eating and eating and digesting. Our system inside has always been working non-stop even when we are resting. Detox helps to renew the body a little bit, fasting gives it a full cleanse. You don't want the Earth to go full on fasting because that's how dinosaur went extinct. We the mighty human. We consider ourselves most intelligent creature.We are the superior compare to other animals on this Earth, yet we are afraid of the tiny virus; and it has been a battle of the most intelligence and the little to nothing droplet for generation. Each time, it comes back stronger and smarter and we crack our brains to figure it out. Where the virus comes from I wonder? Mother Earth... and she is having a detox.
It's almost April and the whole world is still dealing the pandemic. To be honest, this is the first time I actually go through a pandemic that worries me. Even Ebola didn't scare me that much and thing went back to normal pretty quick after. But this Rona thingy has become the biggest worrisome of all time. Seriously I feel like Rona is one of the most serious issue and it has the most funny memes. I've never seen so much memes and songs about a pandemic, but Rona. We have songs in English, rap, and even Vietnamese has a song about it. In addition to that, they make dance to it as well. It's educational song & dance to remind people to wash their hands, don't touch their face, don't go to crowded area, stay distant. Does it feel like the beginning of kindergarten again? It so damn does.
Sunday 22 March 2020
Update on Weekly King
Since the Weekly King Bid has been implemented. I would like to acknowledge the Kings of the Week.
- First King of Week was Jandal
- Second King of Week was Jandal
- Third King of Week was Hughegreckson
- Fourth King of Week was LsLarry
Thank you so much guys :). Lotta kissessssss
From now on, King of the Week will be updated more regularly with date.
- First King of Week was Jandal
- Second King of Week was Jandal
- Third King of Week was Hughegreckson
- Fourth King of Week was LsLarry
Thank you so much guys :). Lotta kissessssss
From now on, King of the Week will be updated more regularly with date.
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